HERE BE RANTTTTTT

HERE BE RANT

I've been promised employment by three separate companies now, and have yet to receive an actual job.

I think I'm going to go crazy. Seriously.

FIRST JOB We never actually had an appointment with you! Who cares if there is proof like e-mails and such, we aren't really hiring! No one really talked to you! Honest.

SECOND JOB We'll even train you! But wait - no, we actually don't need you anymore, sorry for wasting your time, when you could be looking for another job.

THIRD JOB Hi! You're hired! Actually, you know what, we might not hire you. No, you are hired, we'll phone you on Friday. *four days after the supposed phone call* We have no need of your services, and we'll even have the gull to wish you good luck in your job search!

This experience makes me wish that when I was hired, I was a bad employee. You know the kind, the ones who slack off, and expect to be paid just for showing up. Or most frequently never even get to work.

BUT NO, I'm one of those idiots who work hard, do work that I'm not even hired for because the boss asks me to, show up on time, do overtime when asked, and will even work for two weeks straight even though its illegal.

Why oh why can't I get a job? I'm not saying it should be easy, but when one is hired, one should be hired!

END RANT

I feel better.